today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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I enjoy these.
Phil Jones, on Tumblr
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- guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
- me: you too
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i can already see this happening.
mom: “what type of cake do you want me to make you for your birthday?”
me: *hands her a picture of this*
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